May 2012
31 posts
Anonymous asked: I wanna cum all over you babe..;)<3 In your mouth, on your face, on your body, on your perfect tits, in your pussy. I'm stoking my long hard dick to you.
“What a terrible thing it is to wound someone you really care for and to do it so...”
– Haruki Murakami, Norwegian Wood (via dianaloi)
nail polish trick
if you’re running out of nail polish, or if it’s old and turning all thick and gloppy, pour a liiiiiiittle bit of acetone (nail polish remover) into the bottle, shake it up, and it’s like new!
I just tried it cause my red nail polish for work was running out and it worked :D
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“Things may come to those who wait, but only the things left by those who hustle.”
“All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered; the point is to...”
– Galileo (via kari-shma)
“I am convinced
that loving me
is an immeasurable
burden.
Thank you
for...”
– Tyler Knott Gregson (via dianaloi)
Shit Ben says #2
Psych professor: you’re more likely to approach and even marry someone of the same level of attractiveness as you.
Ben: thank god I’m fucking beautiful.
Shit Ben says #1
Jan: 49,000 people die each year from second hand smoking
Ben; (while smoking) 49,000 people suck my dick each year. My dick is very pretty.
“I feel too much. That’s what’s going on. Do you think one can feel too much? Or...”
– Jonathan Safran Foer, Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close (via heavyheartbeats) 